When Google went public in 2004 for $85 a share, I wrote a column questioning such a high valuation for a company built on a math equation. Wasn’t it inevitable that someone would come along with a better search algorithm?
Google closed Monday at $908.53 a share.
So take what I’m about to say with a pinch of cyber-salt.
Yahoo is paying $1.1 billion for the blogging service Tumblr, which enjoys a loyal following among millions of young, cool, edgy and influential users, but little, if any, profit.
Let me reiterate that: $1.1 billion for a privately held company that barely pulls down pocket change, if that.
Moreover, Tumblr’s young, cool, edgy and influential users are so fickle that Yahoo’s chief executive, Marissa Mayer, had to declare Monday that Yahoo wouldn’t screw up the site by making Tumblr more like, you know, Yahoo.
At the risk of sounding like an old fogy, what the heck kind of business deal is this when more than a billion bucks is being spent on a financially dubious tech outfit, and the new owner has to swear it won’t muck things up by actually owning it?
“That’s a fair question,” said John Blackledge, a financial analyst at the investment firm Cowen & Co. “But the purchase seems reasonable given the potential synergy.”
I spoke with a handful of Wall Street types after the Yahoo-Tumblr deal was announced, and nearly every one of them used the word “synergy.”
It’s a word that’s tossed around any time some mega-deal gets announced. When AOL said it was buying Time Warner for $160 billion in 2000, it was all about the synergy of the two media heavyweights.
That deal is now viewed as one of the dumbest mergers in U.S. corporate history.
EBay’s 2005 purchase of Skype for $2.6 billion was also said to be a model of synergy. EBay was so synergized that it sold off Skype at a huge loss just four years later.
And that brings up another point: Can you buy your way to cool?
After EBay dumped Skype, the online calling service was snapped up in 2011 by Microsoft for a hefty $8.5 billion. Synergy was the watchword.
Skype certainly isn’t hurting. Microsoft estimates that a third of the world’s voice calls now occur on Skype. But in an increasingly text-driven world, is that like cornering the market on a commodity that fewer and fewer people want?
And is Microsoft any cooler for having Skype in its fold? You could argue that anything a techno-dinosaur like Microsoft touches becomes, by definition, instantly uncool.
Yahoo has the same image problem. Yet all the analysts I spoke with said one of the reasons Yahoo would pay such a high price for Tumblr is a desire to bask in the blogging site’s reflected cool.
“Yahoo has been needing to attract a younger demographic, which is how you attract advertisers,” said Ron Josey, managing director of JMP Securities. “Maybe Tumblr is the spark to do that.”
Maybe. Or maybe not.